Muttertag gibt Medien neue Gelegenheit zum Niedermachen von Männern

"Studie: Männer sind durch und durch faul" berichtete anlässlich des Muttertages schon vor drei Tagen die Washington Post. In der Toronto Sun nutzt ein männlicher Autor den Muttertag für die bekannte Propaganda von Frauen als den besseren Menschen:

Mother’s Day is a reminder to fellas that the women in our lives are smarter and braver than us.

My mom, for instance, went back to school in her 60s and got a PhD at Berkeley. Her expertise is in artificial intelligence. At least I think it is. I can never understand what the hell she’s talking about.

My sister has a masters degree, my girlfriend is an MBA. Me, I’ve got high school, a cup of coffee at Carleton University, and the Sun’s work-safety course.

History is adorned with examples of the superiority of women, mothers in particular, from the Blessed Virgin Mary to Laura Secord to Jackie Kennedy to Angelina Jolie.

If women ran the world, we’d be a much happier, more peaceful planet.

In diesem Stil geht es über lange Absätze hinweg weiter bis zum vorhersehbaren Finale:

So, pal, if your tiny brain is up to it, remember one thing this Mother’s Day:

She’s better than you.