Samstag, November 22, 2014

Hillary Clinton will Bärte verbieten: "Sexistisch, gehören nicht in das Jahr 2014"

Eine aktuelle Meldung sorgt in den USA derzeit für einiges Aufsehen:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the stalwart, political aficionado who has time and time again been presaged to become president in 2016, has made a puzzling and very controversial statement - a statement that makes her steadfast, feminist stance unequivocal - early this morning she announced that she will ban beards when (or if) she becomes president:

"Beards have no place in modern, tolerant America. We live in a culture where the masculine is always regarded as being superior to the feminine, beards are thus a prominent symbol of patriarchal oppression. Growing a beard is an action of hatred and misogyny, that will not be tolerated in my America", says the former senator in a passionate speech.

She continues to outline the punishments that ornating your face with a beard will result in.

“Having a beard after the law is implemented will result in at least 6 months in prison and a myriad of fines. It is my hope and my dream that I will be able to walk the streets of New York city, and everywhere else for that matter, and not see a single beard-festooned face. Facial hair represents an outdated, sexist worldview and the sooner we get rid of it, the sooner we can embrace a warm and tolerant, equal society.”

Clinton confirmed that she will propose this law to her good friend and president, Barack Obama, and if Obama doesn’t enforce it, she hopes she will get the chance to one day. The Secretary of State ended her speech with a command to vote for her, so that she can ban the facial bristles.

Hier geht es weiter.

Ich frage mich wirklich, wie die Satiriker immer auf solche Ideen kommen ...


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